Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/redneck2.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,27,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="You have ever made a frog-gigging spear."
when xx=2 then a="The last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys."
when xx=3 then a="Your mother's only shoes are house slippers."
when xx=4 then a="Your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside."
when xx=5 then a="You wear knee-high stockings with a skirt."
when xx=6 then a="You follow the tractor pull circuit."
when xx=7 then a="You have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house."
when xx=8 then a="Your primary income involves pigs or manure."
when xx=9 then a="Your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet."
when xx=10 then a="Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction."
when xx=11 then a="You've ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score."
when xx=12 then a="You're a member of the 'Chaw of the Month Club.'"
when xx=13 then a="Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve."
when xx=14 then a="You've ever been hunting on a tractor."
when xx=15 then a="Your Yard has more than 10 ceramic figurines."
when xx=16 then a="You think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles."
when xx=17 then a="You must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home."
when xx=18 then a="You've never seen a film with subtitles."
when xx=19 then a="You own a pair of cut-offs made from double knit pants."
when xx=20 then a="You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge."
when xx=21 then a="You've ever talked back to characters on the movie screen."
when xx=22 then a="You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car."
when xx=23 then a="Your kids hide Easter eggs under cow patties."
when xx=24 then a="Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs."
when xx=25 then a="Three-fourth of all the clothes you own have logos on them."
when xx=26 then a="Your gene pool doesn't have a 'deep end.'"
when xx=27 then a="You can't marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it. "
end
'say 2 You Know your a Redneck IF::12' A
exit